
Let's talk about sex, shall we? Or Taylor Swift sexy time to be more precise.
I know that some of you are opposed to your very soul to anything Taylor Swift related so instead of talking about Taylor and her always-revolving dating life, let's make it interesting and talk about Taylor and her possible sex life instead.
So let's get started ...
Taylor Swift broke up with high schooler Conor Kennedy a while back (okay, I lied, there is some always-revolving dating life talk here. Sorry).
(Blissfully Domestic)
But now Taylor's reportedly dating One Direction man-child Harry Styles.

The two were photographed on Sunday strolling around Central Park.
There was a baby involved (presumably neither Taylor or Harry's baby). The baby looked slightly less enthused than most small girls Taylor comes in contact with.
(Actual picture of baby Taylor was holding).
Taylor was much more excited by the whole baby-holding event.
(Re-enactment of Taylor holding said unenthused baby)
I'm not kidding. Taylor pretty much had the same face as above when she was holding the baby pictured above. Don't believe me? Check it out here.
There was even a seal involved in the date.
No, not that one, although that definitely would have spiced things up a bunch.

But then on Monday, things got a little more interesting.
They would pretty much have to wouldn't they?
Last night in New York, Taylor wore a lovely Oscar de la Renta gown when she headed to the Robert F. Kennedy Center to hang with her former almost-in-laws (and current neighbors) so they could honor her with their Ripple of Hope Award which "lauds leaders of the international business, entertainment, and activist communities who demonstrate commitment to social change."

After the awards ceremony was over, Taylor headed to an after-party to celebrate with new boyfriend Harry. Harry and the other members of One Direction were celebrating having just played Madison Square Garden.
And as all hot after-parties do, there was karaoke involved (here's some video. It's not Taylor and Harry but it is a very big college football player rocking out to We Are Never Ever Getting Back Togerther and I found it cute as heck).
Then at 4 a.m. this morning, Taylor was photographed holding hands with Harry as the pair left his NYC hotel in possibly the most G-rated walk of shame in the history of walk of shames.

Oh sure, it's all circumstantial evidence but then came this fateful tweet by Harry.
I know! I know! I'm just as shocked as you!

My conclusion? None of you who are reading this (and that includes me) could care less if Taylor Swift had sex last night or not, but I had fun writing this post so thanks for sticking with it and making it to the end.
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